Wednesday, November 21, 2007


Its been a while since i blog...its hol rite now - 3 weeks...3 weeks of no REST...first two weeks attached to a pharmacy for our assignment and report and the third week off to GHKL for my my clerkship...starting with PSYCHIATRIC WARD...which means during the hols have to study eveything under the sun about the psychos ( offence)...think is gonna be fun yet challenging, with new group members and new clerkships...

tomolo will be my 6th day in the pharmacy i attached to - FIRSTCARE PHARMACY bak in Bukit Tinggi...well the name really says it all...firstcare is really firstcare...the pharmacist will serve you right away as soon as u step into the shop with a big (extremely big) smile plastered on his face....:) learning from him is fun but sometimes the hours they placed us there (thnx to the school of pharmacy management) is extremely long...2 weeks with 8 hours a day...thank God the pharmacist allows me to go off early...if no he have to cracked his brain to give me something to do....hahah...nevertheless i really did learn alot from him...things we will never dealt with in the classroom, there you go....the pharmacy is where the best place to learn.n this is what i really called *hands-on experience*...

From this attachment, i came in to sense that i SERIOUSLY...yea...SERIOUSLY...need to brush up on my cantonese, mandarin and some hokkien ( thnxs fooi lee, in advance)...gosh i do really suck in mandarin..yesterday somehow i misinterpreted where a woman wants a pregnancy test but i showed her an oral contraceptive pill....*malu*....seriously *malu*...well i msg yshan ASAP asked for EMERGENCY help to brush up on my mandarin...even cantonese also i required to enhanced it ( summore i'm a cantonese pulak)...sabrina, if u R reading this u sure gonna laugh at me balik cox i laugh at ur cantonese before......*WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND*

One thing about the pharmacy is : macam satu a happy family...cox the pharmacist and his worker, siti are very fun and bubbly person---like to laugh and smile...:)

Overall, I STILL GOT 1 WEEK PLUS TO GO....haha...then kuai kuai stay at home and do my report...n bak to KL for ESP CAMP...n then GHKL (sweat)....gtg.....have to find stg about HRTs...have to discuss this topic with the pharmacist tomolo.....c u....

n frenS...thnx for the burpday wishes..yup getting older, wiser and more cantik.haha.appreciate it...:)

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Study week or Shoppin Week???


  • Wake up at 12pm - just in time for lunch
  • Click on Channel V n MTV on ASTRO whenever and whereever!!!
  • Shopping like crazy
  • Paint my nails
  • Makan like CRAZY!!

Good News: Goin shoppin Mid Valley with Ms Geriatric, Ah Yap and Sotong Kurita
for a mini UCSI CG outing....Gosh I luv SHOPPING!!!!!
Sotong Kurita's job : Shopping bags hanger!!

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Pink Piggy...

Its 8.13pm and I'm bored. I'm supposed to study cox finals is coming up...doin d exact opposite of studying is somewhat uncontrollable...guess itz just nature...Coming bak to Klang was sorta relaxing yet tempting...ASTRO is on with hundreds, YES.. HUNDREDS of TV CHANNELS...*yeepee* my hand seems to love the remote control so much that it would not let go!!! Naughty hand!!! I think I'm getting fat...well is not something unusual cox Christina Kam loves eating...I miss Big Mac....speaking of makan, Sab just msg me few secs ago.

Sab : So u di rumah makan bykkah?hehe

Christina: Well, eating is my hobby...........

I went to The Curve today with my family...guess what I did there..??? MAKAN!!!
Me n my sis went to this Italian restaurant known as Caffe 1920 and d food was not bad...I ate spaghetti with crispy bacon...*the bacon was superb nice*...was quite filling...*SATISFACTION GUARANTEED*....

Good News...AFter months of pestering...I finally got the Bible I wanted...yeepee...Sab berjaya get for me from Ipoh. :P Is a pink Bible....PINK!! PINK!! PINK!! I'm not really a pink fanatic, itz just that the Bible is nice and the pages are easy to flipped.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007


Based on the previous entry regarding the minus mark already settled it just that i was so lazy to place an entry regarding this matter..well i talked to the culprit that day, and it seems that the whole class' marks will not be deducted except for the main culprits la. So no worries...:)

Monday, September 10, 2007


Itz been some time since i have been blogging *properly*...haha...Things were havoc today during our Cancer Chemotherapy Tutorial..
Hmm....something *nice* happened today - my whole class marks got deducted 50% from our assignment.... How did it happen?? Thanks to some buffalo-headed person(s) who never take heed of Dr. Y's warning ( beratus ratus kali) on signing attendance for their buffalo-headed frenz....Well the class was pissed of actually but at d same time takut of Dr. Y...COx today Dr.Y's emotions exploded to the with me, Rach n Hoey Lin were sitting at the second row...felt like Hurricane Yeong just swept thru (managed to hold tight to my chair though*wink*)...
Well, one thing i learnt bout Dr. Y is about her counting(scary 1 to 10)...10 seconds were given to the buffalo to own up to his cheating business....her 10 seconds were like *too fast too furious* the end - NO ONE own, she said " The whole class will be deducted 50% form the assignment"- this totally causes an uproar in the whole class...
Cancer Chemotherapy assignment, though it is 2 unit (which Dr.Y make it seems like 4 unit - her field ma*, it is so extremely difficult to reach up to her standard...confirm dead la this time....
Sikarang, the whole class no motivation to do good in the cancer assignment liao...summore we put so much sweat n blood n urine n shit on this report....
Another *good* that the marks of those who did not wore formal during nursing home visit...thanks to the accidental capture of videos n pics taken by Ms. Lyna during the visit....well dun misunderstand that Ms Lyna did it purposely...its not her fault..She took the pics for our own memory..--However, Dr SYed spotted some sexy informal wear ppl during the visit...

To sum it all, we live in a place with difficult-lifting up to-her-Standards- society of pharmacy students of UCSI.

P:S: I salute Priya for opening up this matter ( attendance cheating) by sending email to the class gmail *except some xtreme harsh words she placed in*.. Well some ppl never learn ( this aims to the bunch of boys sitting on the left back row and the bunch of girls on the paling belakang punye kanan).sigh....

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Blessed Be The Name of The Lord

Its been quite some time since i blog.

First thing is I wanna praise You oh God and give thanks for the released of all the Korean hostages...Thank You for being a FAITHFUL GOD...and not forgetting our prayers to You. Thanks, thanks, thanks............AMEN

Thursday, August 2, 2007


Human beings have minds, well that is what God gave us. But we tend to go on our own ways, we felt more secure with things in the way we expect, our human minds have began to take full control until the Maker who is the Master of ALL MINDS are not allowed to intervene. W en things are out of control, we began to be frustrated, disappointed, we start to ask "Why?WHy God you let me go through this.? Why is this happening" But one thing that ALL Christians should realize that GOD IS OUR MASTER, NOT you!!!

Romans 9:14-21 goes

Rom 9:14
What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? Certainly not!
Rom 9:15
For He says to Moses, "I will have mercy on whomever I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whomever I will have compassion."[fn6]
Rom 9:16
So then it is not of him who wills, nor of him who runs, but of God who shows mercy.
Rom 9:17
For the Scripture says to the Pharaoh, "For this very purpose I have raised you up, that I may show My power in you, and that My name may be declared in all the earth."[fn7]
Rom 9:18
Therefore He has mercy on whom He wills, and whom He wills He hardens.
Rom 9:19
You will say to me then, "Why does He still find fault? For who has resisted His will?"
Rom 9:20
But indeed, O man, who are you to reply against God? Will the thing formed say to him who formed it, "Why have you made me like this?"
Rom 9:21
Does not the potter have power over the clay, from the same lump to make one vessel for honor and another for dishonor?
Rom 9:22
What if God, wanting to show His wrath and to make His power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath prepared for destruction,
Rom 9:23
and that He might make known the riches of His glory on the vessels of mercy, which He had prepared beforehand for glory,
Rom 9:24
even us whom He called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?

Never ever try to reason out with God, for He is the Kings of Kings and Lord of Lords, and He is Your Master and most of all His mind is like way bigger(infinity) than your teeny weeny mind. So together let's start learning!!!



Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Please Pray...

The message shown reading " kidnapped korean missionairies will be killed tonite. "My heart does not feels right upon hearing that. They went to Afghanistan for a purpose - to share the love though helping in medicine missionary. However, sufferings end up coming their way. 1 Peter2:20 verse comes out alive " But when you do good and suffer for it, if you take it patiently, this is commendable before God". I felt the mental agony and sudden distress. This is how exactly Jesus may have felt when He was ALL ALONE!! His disciples ran away, God even put away His face. If I were to be in their shoes right this moment, what would I think? what would i do? I dunno....All i asked right now, if for whoever reads this or knows about the incident, please please pray for them. Please pray for the Korean government with wisdom in negotiation with the Talibans request. Please pray that God's presence be with them so strong, that even the Talibans may felt it, please pray for God's super strength to be with them..pray for all fears and worries to be removed, pray that they will not be tortured especially the women. GOD, PLEASE, PLEASE BE WITH THEM..PROTECT THEM..AMEN

So Christians, all this while we have taken things so lightly, the time will come where the prophecies will come prepared spiritually, mentally and physically. Continue to insert this prayer everyday, as a preparation in times to come. There is no running away, but facing it with God's strength.

Friday, July 20, 2007


Dear Lord,

I wanna say thank you so much....thank you thank you thank you thank you...terima grateful i am to u...i duno how to express my thanks but seriously You have save me...u make me strong..i am sorry for doubted that u wont help me...but thanks for keepin me calm...n even though i mati enjin nearly 4 times, u relaxes me n the enjion started bak :) i wanna say thank u....thru this a painful lesson has been learned...the pride in me, u stripped it away painfully, the mental agony, the frustration and the tears left me into pieces the day before, but You oh God gather this pieces and fit it back again...
Lord, how i regret and ashamed of the pride.....Oh Lord, i wont dare to be proud again...for you are the KIng of Kings....Thanks once again...I LOVE YOU

Your Clay,

Thursday, July 19, 2007

I'm just human after all

Dear Lord,

I have to repeat my driving test tomolo, facing again the slope, parking and three point turn test just makes me worried, in doubt, fearful, and disappointed. My fear conquers me...I wondered all this while, why God..why, why u didnt' let me pass all the test...and now i have to repeat again...Oh Lord, no matter what i still wanna say thanks becox thru the repeat test, u let me know that i am just a human, shaped by you, like a potter and its clay.u have let me know that you are the Sovereign Lord, and i can do nothing without you...oh Lord, i have let my pride take me away from you, the sins have blocked the blessings from following me.oh God how i begin to hate sin now.i just want to draw closer to u, to trust u once again...oh God, thank you, thru this u make me realized who i really am.I admit and i am sooooo ashamed of my pride, of my sin.Forgive me O Lord..Lord, save me, hide me in your wings, encourage me, comfort me, strengthen me, i truly needs 100% of u seriously, there is no more me , but YOU, YOU, YOU and YOU!! Oh Lord, conquer my emotions net let the emotions take control of me....Oh Lord my God, your servant cries out loud for your help..Help me...Help me...Help me....Help me my GOD....

Your clay,

Thursday, July 5, 2007

test, Test, TEST!!!

Just hearing this words passing thru ur eardrums, there goes ur spine chilling session. Buhu!! Me goin for driving test tomolo morn...Confident got la sikit...anxious la sikit...takut adalah sikit...cox u wont noe wutz gonna happen tomolo...Prayerfully I will pass the test tomolo...n hope that the examiner wont keep showing his papaya face n bising beside my ear with " Woi!! Cepatla sikit! Tak tau memandu ke??? Cepat la!!"......haha...even a person with so much confidence but due to the
si ganas examiner all confidence oso stripped away ady...Pray that God's presence will be so strong during the test and able to guard the mouth and attitudes of the examiners. Pray that tomolo EVERYONE including me will pass the test!! AMEN!!!

P.S: When I passed my test ady, i can drive like Michael SHoemaker *wink*!!!!....yeepee!!!

Friday, June 29, 2007


To Bel..

I told God I was angry, I thought He’d be surprised.
I thought I’d kept hostility quite cleverly disguised.
I told the Lord I hate Him, I told Him that I hurt.
I told Him that He isn’t fair, that He’d treated me like dirt!

I told God I was angry, but I’m the one surprised!
“What I’ve known all along,” He said, “You’ve finally realized.
At last you have admitted what’s really in your heart.
Dishonesty, not anger, was keeping us apart.

“Even when you hate Me, I don’t stop loving you.
Before you can receive that love you must confess what’s true.
In telling me the anger you genuinely feel.
It loses power over you, permitting you to heal.”

I told God I was sorry, and He’s forgiven me.
The truth that I was angry had finally set me free

*Things may not have gone right, but no matter what God still loves u n me oso*

Wednesday, June 27, 2007


*HUG SOMEONE*. This title caught my eye as I flip thru the FEMALE mag. It states " Relieving stress can be as simple as hugging someone. ( Guys, bet ur eyes are wide open now!). A cuddle releases the hormone oxytocin, and lowers stress hormones, cortisol and norepnephrine. Less stress, fewer zits, go grab someone!"
Hmmm...come to realize the culture in Malaysia, hugging can seems to be an offence unlike the angmohs!!! Hopefully, after reading this u dun simply hug anybody, dun come n take advantage man OR ELSE you will get a !!!!!!!!

The best solution --> Go n hug a tree!! Its safe, hugable, does not retaliate n best of all there might be some sort of fruit fall down n u can eat it!!! See how he enjoys it!!!! :)

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Driving freaks....

Who say driving is easy???
Last evening I went out driving using my dad's car n YES with him beside me!!!! Initially it was FINE till enjin mati, few times in the middle of the road...talking bout my driving skills totally negative 10.....he must be shaking his head man... Sweatz!

Daughter: Dun worry la, I can handle it one!!! I'm pro!! Just pegang stereng nia..
Dad : Thinking "Yea rite!!". *SWEATZ*

So I was thinking...which car shud I drive after I get my licence....two choices to be made:


Hmmm.......hmmmm.....hmmm..............wutz ur opinion leh!!???!

Monday, June 25, 2007

God's works Part 2...

Lets continue...

Wei Way
Power Puff Girls ( BUbbles) biggest fan i must say...n oso my classmates n exhsemate...thruout in UCSI she has grew closer to God...she involved in CF...serving God n the people there..
n recently she is involve in mission trip!! Praise God....Its good to see that she has a heart for other people n not living for herself...n now she together with other missionaries are becoming a blessing for the people in Bantu, Sarawak. Praise the Lord
once again.

Mojojo...thats wut I call her...this gal has also grew closer to the Lord...the Lord has His own way for His people especially when He places people in UCSI for His glory to be revealed...He has work His plans in others and as well for Jo..she is involved in CF oso...she has passion n heart for the people n now is oso on the same mission trip with Wei Way to Bantu, Sarawak....Praise God for His neverending works in the people's lives....

My First Uncle
Yesterday I was so amazed that my sis told me my first uncle went to church. My uncle is a Christian since young but he did not attend church for yearssssssss.....he has a Bible though..(bought in the year back in 1963). Nearly about 2 months ago, he met in an accident n was first uncle is an extremely active person, he goes mount climbing, cycling n etc...but after the incident its difficult for him to move around n i guess it is quite frustrated for him...but Thank God, even though such tragedy may had happened, God has turn it out for a good purpose n yes He do has His plans for my uncle...My uncle started going to church last Sunday with my aunty n he say he felt sooooooo happy going there, with the people there are so frendly....Well Praise starting from now...he n my aunty will be going to church...n the 44 year old Bible is back to work again!!! Praise God!!! Not to forget, Thank God for the Pastor living next to him n kept praying for my uncle!!! :)

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Who say God is not working??!!??

God's WORKS....Here it goes...

Her dad n granny r not really Christians except she, Sharon n aunty LInda...n her dad

got this altar thingy at home....Praise the Lord that the altar is goin naked...( emptying

alr...dun think wrongly)...n her granny accepted them being Christians ( :P)...recently
during Fathers day, her granny n dad went to church...HURRAH!! PRaise the Lord

again!! Next, her granny went for altar calling( its a good start)..Her mum(aunty LInda) oso grew closer to God, her passion for God is so fired up till she dare to tell n share to ppl she tak kenal about God...salute...Praise the Lord that changes r starting
to happen in her who say God doesnt work??? :P

She's all the way from Kuching (miaw), Sawarak...itz hol now...n God is also during

wonders in her n her family..She spent time with her mum n sis dancing ( line dancing)

She drew closer to God, relying on Him, n eventhough shes away from GEPC, God is

still at work within her..She became an encouragement to her mum. Praise the Lord..

n her mum now is drawing closer n closer to God, going for courses of leadership

training...She learnt to appreciate children also becox she is now a SUNDAY SKOOL

teacher...syok leh...(pity the kids)...not to mentioned she is also becoming more
sensitive to the Holy
Spirit...Praise the Lord for His work..........

This dirty fella....naughty fella....haha...shes my junior...she attended church n cg for a

while...n then went MIA...normally have to drag her to church or call her repeatedly...
so one day to my amazement, 2 weeks ago during the church service i look bak n saw
her....Praise The Lord, not to mentioned she attended cg...n the best thing is...she dun
need to be drag punye..but voluntarily n took the initiative to attend cg n
church...Praise the Lord once again. :)...n she said that after the hols she will continue
to come bak to church!!! Praise God...

Yup, my another junior but not as naughty as the above...God has work tremendously

in this gal's life...I see how her faith grew...she grew so strong in the Lord...n yea
things happen..whos life doesnt??!!!??? BUt i see she is able to handle it thru God's
strength...nYEA!! I can see how God works in her life...Absolutely stunning!!! i think
without God by her side, goin thru the moments will get her crazy n baliistic..bahaha!!
if for ordinary people to go thru the same exact events she's been will
be flying all over the place..:P. Totally Praise the Lord for His works..Cool..

This fella MIA from church since ESP camp...Few minutes bak, I was totally amazed

ONCE AGAIN by the works of God...we shared bout the Purpose Driven LIfe book
( Rach, Sab n me bought for him n oso a BIble)...n i tot he will never touch that book
again....He did not just read it, but he REFLECT on his life...Praise The Lord...changes r
to be seen...He is drawing closer to God..n he told me that one day ( dunno when)
he will come bak to church...Praise the Lord!!!!

Her name is flower...bahaha..perasan...its amazing to see her passion for other

people...even all the way from Pakistan..Praise The matter where we r,
prayer makes a difference even u r in Alaska fishing in the ice pool!!! She is blessed with
a gift...she writes stories n yea they r GOOD! God works in her heart as she starts to
care n have passion for the people...n she not racist summore u noe...Praise The Lord.

So who says God doensn't work!!???!?

To b continued...

Tuesday, June 19, 2007


Thursday... " God I promised you that I wont do that *thing* today....

Friday....." God I promised you that I wont do that *thing* today, tomorrow n Sunday...

Sunday...." God I promised you not to do that *thing* tomorrow....

Mon...." God I promised not to do that *thing* tomorrow"

Tues...." Sorry God, I broke that promise..."

Feeling so useless, unworthy............" Why??? WHy one promise is so hard to be kept?? I don't understand. Oh..its the devils fault!!" this....

Man's Promises or God's Promises

Moses came and called for the elders of the people, and laid before them all these words which the LORD commanded him. Then all the people answered together and said, "All that the LORD has spoken we will do." (Exodus 19:7-8)

The promises of the old covenant of law depend upon the performance of man. "You shall therefore keep My statutes and My judgments, which if a man does, he shall live by them" (Leviticus 18:5). The better promises of the new covenant of grace depend upon the performance of God. "I will make a new covenant...I will put My law in their minds" (Jeremiah 31:31, 33).

When man attempts to live under the law (thereby needing to perform up to God's standards by human resources), he typically tries to live by his promises to God. Israel was a vivid example of this futile tendency. "All that the LORD has spoken we will do." This well-intended promise to God was consistently broken. Moses' words are a stinging indictment of the vanity of basing life with God on our promises to Him. "You have been rebellious against the LORD from the day that I knew you" (Deuteronomy 9:24).

The desire to obey God appropriately resides within the hearts of His children, but a better way to obedience must be found than relying upon our promises to God. That better way is the path of grace, which offers a life based upon God's promises to man. "I will give you a new heart and [I will] put a new spirit within you; I will take the heart of stone out of your flesh and [I will] give you a heart of flesh. I will put My Spirit within you and [I will] cause you to walk in My statutes, and you will keep My judgments and do them" (Ezekiel 36:26-27).

We are to live by the promises of God to us (instead of by our promises to Him). Living by God's promises produces a growing confidence in the Lord, a confidence that results from His unique character. "God is not a man, that He should lie, nor a son of man, that He should repent. Has He said, and will He not do it? Or has He spoken, and will He not make it good?" (Numbers 23:19). Man may make promises to God, but, eventually, he will fail. God is not like man. God is true to His word. He will not lie, nor will He change His mind. Whatever He says, He will do! We can fully rely upon the promises of God that we find in His word.

Wed of all...LOVED!!!

Thursday, June 14, 2007

So wutz smells weird???

The answer isssssssss....tada...BELINDA...kuekkuekkuekkkkkk..........i dunno y..but she just stinkz....hhaha..from top to bottom( tats y her room tumbuh moss la)...she challenged me few hours bak to crap something bout her...n yea..she's defintely worth to crap about....*wink* Wut so crappy bout her is....yea...she CRAPZZZZZZ a bunch of things which takda SENSE other words NON SENSE!! teehee!!! She says that I love to talk to the wall...well i dun talk actually...I SING to the wall!!!! Too bad I did not get any favorable response!!!! sigh!!! teehee... Thats how I tell my frens that if they r practically bored, might as well talk to the wall or the plants or worse come to worse talk to the toilet seat lor!!! Actually Belinda does that...she just deny it nia!! *wink*
Yea..Belinda kenottttttt live without her if u purposely wanna ugut her...fell free to take her lappy...
One thing I dun realllyyyyyyyyyyyy understand bout her is her love for Giraffes n Butterfiles...both oso got ntg in common...dunno wutz so nice bout maybe she thinks she as beautiful as the butterfly n as tall as the giraffe...Pengsan aku!! No wonder la she says she look like Maggie Cheung..SO PERASAN!!!.pity Maggie Cheung punye ruined!!! At least her hair looks like MAGGI MEE now..*mee maggi cepat dimasak sedap dimakan*... Bahahah!!! Do you know she loves to sleep!!!??? Itz not a weird thing actually...but she sleeps like a PIG!!! Most of the time go to her place, when ask where is Belinda...same answer is "She ar...sleeping leh".... Snoring leh i not sure..if do, then next time i record for u guys to hear..... Actually hor I think the pig oso better leh...cuter summore...!! Actually hor, she jealous cox I very thin n look like Jessica Alba, so she PURPOSELY come n drag me to McD at 1am n makan...come n tempt me somemore....I didn't eat Big Mac u see..dun wanna fall into the trap... She very geng one...can drink to 3 cups of Coke!!! Salute!!! One bad thing is tomolo I'm goin out shoppin with her...WISH ME LUCK!!! Bahahaha....So Belinda if u read this...dun cry yea...i give u a bucket later or u want a bigger tong.....nyeknyek!!!

So u still think that she looks like Maggie?!!???!?!?!?!


Joke: Belinda looks like Maggie Cheung...nowadays girls r much like
so farnieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ...........

Tuesday, June 12, 2007


A Minister was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.

The group had surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked "What are you doing with that dog?"

One of the boys replied, "This dog is just an old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we've decided that whichever one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the dog."

Of course, the reverend was taken aback. "You boys shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then launched into a ten minute sermon against lying, beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie," and ending with, "Why, when I was your age, I never told a lie."

There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the reverend was beginning to think he'd gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give him the dog."


A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30 years to live.

Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she's got another 30 years she might as well make the most of it.

She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding by. She arrives in front of God and complains, "I thought you said I had another 30 years." God replies, "I didn't recognize you"


The Bible According to KIDS

The cute statements below are said to have been written by actual students and are genuine, authentic and not retouched or corrected:

In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.

Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.

Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.

Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears.

Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.

Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.

Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.

Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.

The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.

Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

The fifth commandment is to humor thy father and mother.

The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

Moses died before he ever reached Canada.

Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.

Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager.

Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

St. John, the blacksmith, dumped water on his head.

Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you.

He also explained, "a man doth not live by sweat alone."

It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.

The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.

The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

One of the opossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.

St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

A cheerful heart is good medicine... Prov 17:22a (NIV)


Heavenly Rates ( my favourite )

A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates.
St. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in."
"Okay," the man says, "I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my heart."
"That's wonderful," says St. Peter, "that's worth three points!"
"Three points?" he says. "Well, I attended church all my life and supported its ministry with my tithe and service."
"Terrific!" says St. Peter, "that's certainly worth a point."
"One point? Golly. How about this: I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans."
"Fantastic, that's good for two more points," he says.
"TWO POINTS!!" the man cries, "At this rate the only way I get into heaven is by the grace of God!"
"Come on in!"

Thursday, June 7, 2007


Getting restless and tired from all your studies?? Looking forward for a fun Saturday?? more boring Sats, more boring tv more hanging out in mamak come and hang out with us at GEPC...where FRIENDS matter u a warm n crazy welcome by our very own crazy youths right here in GEPC....FRIENDSHIP CONNECTION...bring along your friends and join us rocking away with Cathedral of Faith!!!

Monday, June 4, 2007

Funny, Weird or just Pure Insane???

Since I am so particularly bored, I went thru my collection of pics n found out so many gong gong photos of me n my crazy can we be...!!!!

Here we go.............

Rachel's 22nd looks the weirdest???
Guess who looks more like a pig now??

Latest trend nowadays is not the hat anymore,
now is the SHOWER CAP!!! :P

This is what happens when the world tries to follow the trend!!!

Dun ever come to CG if you dun bath!!!

Acting setupida...

Cat Fight...or Waltz!!??

I.C photo posing!!!

Well, the winner takes the pizza!!!

Sleepin during church camp...its ok...we already
prayed for her repentance...*wink*

Wei way's Hong Kong feet!!! So scared!!!

Pretending to be shock!!! I guess tak jadi again!!

This is Me!! Right after the choc cake...Roses's masterpiece!!

Tell you one secret....Jon's ass SHINES!!!!

Well, day lor....errr.....hmmm...Zzz..zz......

That's all folks.........


Last Saturday, Jacob preached on the topic Honor Your Father n other words honor ur family n respecting the ones older than u...Today I can put what I learned that sat, I went for jogging today with my dad to the Botanical Park near my house...well we used to go together sumtimes with my mum, but we run separately. My mum did not go with us dad suggested we run together but then i menolak,,,,dunno y...??? I just said that he run faster than me n i run slow so no use one la(excuses) he started to run first, then i follow behind....becox he run faster than me the distance was further...then i started regreted a lil bit, halfway runnin i then told God to give me the energy to catch up n run along with him, well prayer answered as i managed to catch up..weehee..... so half of the journey I was running alongside my dad n was fun when we run together..and guess what, I managed to finish running 2.5 km without stopping at manage to do that before...well thats the power of God...even God works in your daily exercise routine...amazing!!! So in other words honoring your parents is not just respecting them but to be together n enjoy the moment....even when it comes to jogging...fuh...!!!

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Malacca Trip....

CG outing was in Malacca, was a sort of one day trip... We took off around 7 stg ( off shedule summore - being Malaysians as usual --> when will we ever learn??!!).....We drove two cars there...the journey there was tiring but gila as well....with the so called "brillant" idea by Ah Yap, we have our own "cg" inside the car, as usual started off with ice breaking by Jen Hau..(but tak jadi in the end)...Paul was busy sleepin ( as though he did not sleep before -- piggy), Ah Yap as usual, talking non stop to make Bernard stay awake....Me - tryin to be a piggy.... :) So overall, the cg in kereta tak jadi!!! Hehe...

Before the journey starts.....

We arrived Melaka town around 10pm...was tryin to find Jonker street...but dear Uncle Jacob took us a unexpected touring round n round the same spot in Melaka ( in other words, we tersesat jalan)...managed to find Jonker street around 10.30pm. We were like movie stars t0urin around the street, as Jacob non stop taking our pics...:) Eric and Moay Ching were our host...

Jonker street....wondering wut was we staring at!!!?

Me the only one eating paling banyak as usual....

Her crazy act!!! So memalukan us in Jonker walk!!!! :P

Breaking the rules and still proud of it!!! That's Jacob!!!

After Jonker walk, we went for supper...yummy - SATE CELUK...50 cents per stick nia...
We were like monsters, especially Jacob, taking the food non stop even there was much more on our table..but this is who Jacob is ( hahahah...this statement supported by Ruth)...Food was great....Can't believe I even dare to place the pig's ear into my mouth thanks to Aloy n Bernie....With our big bellys, we started to compete to see who eat the most sticks, and the winner is non other than JACOB....dengan kemenangannya of 20 sticks... I only berjaya makan 14 sticks...too full... felt bloated.!!

Midnite at Ban Li Xiang, makaning our sate celup!!!

Aloy, showing his BIG mouth, even his body is NOT!!!!

I think we did better than Aloy!!!!

We slept at Moay Ching's house. Her dog is soooooooooooooooo cute!! Name is Prince...but when we went bak to her place, Eric found out that Prince peed onto the clothes in the basket...Naughty fella!!! Prince ver bermanja one...very friendly, n even much cuter when He roll over.....Awww...such a cutie.

Morn we went for breakfast, --- Chicken Rice Ball...nyum nyum...I ate 7 biji of the rice...Keng leh...It was suppose to be 6 biji..until Paul's table come n dump me another though i am their Majlis Perbandaran..kenot eat finish all sumbat to wonder I kenot go on diet when i am stuck with this buffalos...hehe!!

Chicken Rice Balls with Hainanese Chicken....Yummy

Part of the gang...Paul trying to act cute again!!!

The other half.............

The leng luis................from CHINA!!! wakakaka!!!

After stuffed with chicken rice, Jacob decided to curi one clueless'
uncle punye basikal to exercise!!!

After that we went sight seeing, taking pics around Stadhuy's building...By the way, know ur history well before u come to Malacca..Uncle Bernie said that Parameswara rested under the pokok kelapa when it was supposed to be pokok Melaka...!!! Pengsan aku ...

Then off we go to Tan Kim Hock to makan cendol....their cendol was okok to me..not that nice...the cendol is so tough. The one in Jonker walk is not bad...extra gula Melaka...yummy!!! One thing I like bout their cendol in Tan Kim Hock is the sunflower thingy...check out the pics...

Stadhuy's building....behind us is the Christ Church Melaka!!!

The photo was taken while Uncle Jacob lie down on the jalan raya, attracting byk attention!!!!

Outside St Paul church....

St Paul with a broken hand!!!

Inside St Paul church..dunno whatz that..dun ask me!!! But the fella beside

the batu, she's my granddaughter, Christine!!!

Dirty fella enjoyin man!!!

Behind us is a wishing well...inside St. Paul's church!!!

Outside Tan Kim Hock, makaning cendol!!!

Our host, Eric and Moay Ching.....

Doing nonsense as usual!!! Bernie's face tak muat masuk...nyek nyek!!! Ah Yap so syok sendiri

Ah Yap trying to act cute!!!

We need to rush back to Kl cox Jacob n the rest have practice, and yup Jacob preached today, and as usual a lot of jokes he tried to crack...He even intro his entrance!!!! Haha funny guy man!!!!

By the way. I cut my hair today, shoulder length and layered...felt enlightened....payed RM 20 for that u guys better say is nice when u see me OR ELSE!!!!